The New York Times and Mary Trump Case dismissed. (There's no prison time involved and he's confident that, when he loses, the media will spend about 20 seconds on the verdict and then move on to Joe Biden's age.) Trump rape/defamation trial The serial sexual abuser defendant is so confident he's innocent that he's going to let the case rest without putting on any kind of defense. Puddingfingers The lawyers for The Mouse House sued Ron DeSantis in federal court for waging a "targeted campaign of government retaliation" after the company publicly opposed the "Don't Say Gay" law, and they say they have an airtight case thanks to an unimpeachably-solid piece of evidence: DeSantis's own confession to the crime in his new book. I just hope their prison food doesn’t contain maggots, because that would be such an insult. MAGA terrorists Organizers of the January 6 th insurrection, who belong to a terrorist cell known as the "Proud Boys" that should've been outlawed years ago, were pronounced GUILTY of seditious conspiracy against the country they call home and to which they pledged their allegiance. Caution: hot takes ahead that may singe your corneas… As we head into the first weekend of May, we note that a number of court decisions have been on the right side of history, not to mention the law. Percent of Americans tested for polyfluoroalkyl substances ( PFAs) who had detectable levels in their blood: 95%Īge of Gordon Lightfoot when he died this week: 84Įxpected spending on Mother's Day gifts this year: $29 billionĬHEERS to order in the courts. Jobs created in April, way above expectations (and the unemployment rate ticked down to 3.4%): 253,000 Weeks 'til the start of the Memorial Day weekend: 3ĭays 'til the California Nut Festival in Chico : 8Ĭurrent fed interest rate after it was raised a quarter point Wednesday: 5.25% Note: Services for this little piggy who had roast beef that turned out to be tainted due to shoddy food inspection will be held tomorrow at noon, during which the little piggy who had none will feel sad, angry, and a little bit fortunate. And Texas announced their new Take A Gun, Leave A Gun program." "New York State Attorney General Letitia James announced over the weekend that more than three thousand guns were accepted in a buyback program. You are trying to erase Black people, and a lot of Black people wouldn’t mind some of that erasure as long as that Black person is Clarence Thomas.” Call it what it is: anti-CRT policies are an attack on Black history and an attempt to erase the contributions of Black people from the history books. Some Black folks might meet you halfway but you got to tell the truth. “I think, Republicans, y’all would be surprised if y’all would just be real about what CRT is. Even she’s excited about the Tucker Carlson news /CP3rcjTq7d- Samantha Bee April 24, 2023
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